Madeira wasn’t a port we overplanned.
We knew about the toboggan ride. We knew there was a cable car. Beyond that, it was more of a “we’ll figure it out as we go” kind of day.
That worked… up to a point.
By the end of it, we had a clear highlight, a couple things we’d skip next time, and one moment that felt way more meaningful than expected.
Starting with the HOHO + The Cliff Stop
We started the day by hopping on a hop-on hop-off (HOHO) bus right from the cruise port, heading out toward the coastline.
Our first stop was the seaside town of Câmara de Lobos, known for amazing views of the cliff.
If you’ve seen photos of Madeira where people are standing on a glass platform over a massive drop… this is that place. That’s Cabo Girão.
It’s a quick stop, but worth it just for the view alone.
The Hidden Tradeoff with HOHO Buses
This is where we learned something the hard way. HOHO sounds easy. And it is… until the timing stops working in your favor. You’re on their schedule, not yours.
We started noticing that if we weren’t careful, we’d end up waiting longer than expected, backtracking, or rushing through stops just to stay on track.
The Market Stop (Glad We Prioritized This)
This is where the day shifted a bit.
After realizing we missed the market stop on the HOHO, we decided not to wait it out and just grabbed a taxi back toward Funchal. It ended up being one of the better decisions we made all day.
We got there earlier than planned, before things started winding down, and the whole place still felt alive. Stalls full of fruit, vendors calling out samples, people weaving through tight spaces trying to decide what to try next.
Instead of doing a full sit-down, we popped into a nearby grocery and grabbed a few baked goods, including pastel de nata. Quick stop. Nothing fancy. But this ended up being one of the more memorable moments of the day.
We had a full conversation with an elderly woman working there who didn’t speak the same language as us. And somehow… it still worked.
Smiles, gestures, a few shared words here and there. One of those moments that just sticks.
Getting Up to Monte
Next up was heading to Monte. We decided to take the cable car, bought tickets on-site, and waited maybe 10 minutes.
Easy process. No issues there. The ride itself is actually really nice — great views over the city and coastline as you go up. But this is where things got a little inefficient.
Once you’re at the top, you’re committed. There’s no quick loop back down unless you:
- Wait again for the cable car
- Take a taxi
- Or commit to another route (like the toboggan)
For us, it didn’t matter… we were up there for the toboggan.
Monte Area (What We Skipped)
At the top, we walked around the Monte area but didn’t go into the Monte Palace Tropical Gardens. It looked beautiful. But with limited time, it felt like too much to add on top of everything else we wanted to do.
If you have a full day or are staying overnight, this is probably worth it. For a cruise stop, it’s a tradeoff.
The Toboggan Ride (The Highlight)
This is why most people come up here. And honestly, it lived up to it.
The line looked long when we got there — one of those “this might not be worth it” moments — but it moved way faster than expected. We waited about 30–40 minutes.
Once you’re up, two drivers in white guide you down the road in a wicker sled, steering with their feet and ropes.
It sounds ridiculous. It kind of is. But it’s also one of those experiences that’s completely unique to Madeira.
Transcript
Transcript: Lori and Pam ride a wicker toboggan down a steep street in Madeira as two Carreiros in white uniforms guide and steer the sled using ropes and their feet. No talking, just ambient sound.
What Happens After the Ride
This is the part that can catch people off guard. The toboggan doesn’t take you back to where you started. At the bottom, you’re just… there. No clear loop. No obvious next step unless you’ve planned it.
We ended up grabbing a taxi back toward town instead of trying to piece together another route or wait again. That saved us a lot of time.
What We’d Do Differently
This is one of those ports where a little planning would’ve made a big difference.
If we did it again:
- Take the cable car up to Monte first thing to beat the crowds
- Do the toboggan ride first, then take a taxi to the market.
- Wrap up the day with the HOHO bus, or skip it altogether and explore.
The HOHO wasn’t bad. It just didn’t fit well with the timing of everything else.
Practical Tips & Takeaways
- Start early, especially if using HOHO
- Visit the market earlier in the day
- Expect hills everywhere
- Toboggan lines move faster than they look
- Plan your exit after the ride (taxi is easiest)
- Don’t try to cram everything into one day
Final Thoughts
Madeira ended up being one of those ports where the highlight was obvious.
The toboggan ride… Everything else added to the day, but that’s the thing you’ll remember.
If you build your day around that and keep the rest flexible, you’ll have a much smoother experience than trying to connect everything on the fly like we did.
If you’re planning to go, this will take you right to the Monte area where the toboggan ride begins.




























Very nice!